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A Few Things I Wish I’d Said

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

– Quotes by Will Rogers