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I was on the internet looking at a new car and I bought this bag instead. I saved us $60,000 dollars!
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I just thought you would have wanted me to.
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I just felt out of my comfort zone without it.
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I had an out-of-body experience.
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The guys at work said I deserved it.
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It’s a long-term investment.
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To reward myself for being such a great husband.
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The health department condemned my old one.
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My therapist recommended it for my self image.
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I needed it to go with my new look on that Harley I’m saving up for.
Feel free to use these “reasons” for any other things you need to buy.